"i wish i was there when it happened"
"it" is mysteriously unbolded... let's look at the source code
there appears to be a dot within a comment before "it", which means we need to change the file format again.
doing so reveals another page with a download link to the file since i have a free account :sob:
anyways, opening this file with openmpt reveals a series of letters with numbers next to them.
okay, let's sort them based off the numbers next to them...
"i think, therefore i am" we're mainly looking for who said that, as an egg page at ithinkthereforeiam.htm states:
"who said such thing?"
doing a quick goodle search (or, bing search in this case) reveals that the one who said such thing is rene descartes.
we only need his last name, so descartes is our answer.